Pagan humour

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Comment by Frank Griggs on February 14, 2012 at 7:53pm

Hello all!

I love humor and I thought I'd introduce myself by sharing this little 'cheesy' gem.

Q: What do you call a group of unmarried witches?

A: Craft Singles!

Blessed Be!

Comment by Hans Henrik Rasmussen on November 11, 2011 at 10:42am

http://www.damnlol.com/any-questions-9968.html

Comment by Laramie Roush on October 19, 2011 at 10:49pm

Comment by Hans Henrik Rasmussen on October 14, 2011 at 9:24am

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/300826_1015035892003... so funny

Comment by Marguarite Muiread on September 13, 2011 at 5:51am

What do you say to a pissed off witch?

"Ribbit, ribbit!"

Comment by Skull Raven on September 4, 2011 at 9:23am

nice pumpkins

Comment by Jessica Prescott on May 12, 2011 at 11:42am

Very funny, Berenice. Thanks for sharing!

Comment by Fantumofthewinds on May 12, 2011 at 9:31am

I love this ! thanks for sharing Berenice , would love to have a copy to send to all my friends. 19,27,29 thanks

Comment by Laramie Roush on May 6, 2011 at 9:41am

I think number 12 is my favorite. Bernice, that was almost like a Baptist sermon that "steps on people's toes". LOL
BB,
Larry

Comment by Berenice Wolf on May 6, 2011 at 9:20am

Self-proclaimed vs. real witches
By unknown author

1. Self-proclaimed witches write down spells into BOS,
real ones - memorize them.
2. Self-proclaimed witches tell fortune by Taro, Runes and Ogham,
real ones - consult Taro, Runes and Ogham.
3. Self-proclaimed witches paint nails into black,
real ones cut them for they won't be in the way.
4. Self-proclaimed witches think that they know everything about magic,
real ones - know that they don't know much.
5. Self-proclaimed witches wish to see real fairies,
real ones knows them.
6. Self-proclaimed witches turns into black cats and dragons in night,
real ones - into monster if you wake them up too early.
7. Self-proclaimed witches produce rites in long old black dress,
real ones - prefer comfortable and accurate clothes.
8. Self-proclaimed witches wears Pentagram,
real ones - everything they like.
9. Self-proclaimed witches summon spirits of the dead to learn about the future from them,
real ones - to tell them gossips about what happened while they (the dead ones) were absent.
10. Self-proclaimed witches draw pentagram and summon demons, charging the spell in Latin,
real ones - sometimes use so bad language if somethings don't go right while the summoning that demons asks them to speak slowly so they could take notes.
11. Self-proclaimed witches consider themselves as the descendants of ancient magical families,
real ones would like to become the founder of the new one.
12. Self-proclaimed witches often make love charms,
real ones just good in bed.
13. The powers of self-proclaimed witches depend on the moon phase,
and of the real ones - on how do they feel.
14. Self-proclaimed witches won't tell you secrets of their magic,
real ones - will share gladly with comments about how does it work.
15. Self-proclaimed witches are proud of their expensive membership card for the fitness clubs,
real ones have wonderful figures despite their addiction to tasty food.
16. Self-proclaimed witches are proud of the fact that at the meeting of their college graduated students they danced a lot with many partners,
real ones - of the fact, that the seller in the shop asks for their passport when they buy alcohol.
17. Self-proclaimed witches curses those who offended them,
real ones - blesses them and sometimes protect themselves with their hook from the left.
18. Self-proclaimed witches calculate the best day for the witches' meeting,
real ones - arrange it whenever they like - they don't need occasion.
19. Self-proclaimed witches buy ingredients in occult shops,
real ones - farm them or collect outdoor.
20. Self-proclaimed witches prays to spirits and Gods,
real ones - welcomes them to their homes for a cup of tea.
21.Self-proclaimed witches wears the most trendy clothes,
real ones still get romantic relationships more frequently.
22. Self-proclaimed witches practice safe sex in different ways,
real ones think of a good name for their third baby.
23. Self-proclaimed witches create their own web-pages about true magic,
real ones think that that web-pages are amazingly funny.
24. Self-proclaimed witches twaddle about their or other's Ways,
real ones just go to where they need.
25. Self-proclaimed witches meditate or produce rites with lofty emotionless faces,
real ones - can laugh loudly during the rite or trance if something seems funny to them.
26. Self-proclaimed witches call themselves by strange long names,
real ones prefer short versions of their real names or nicknames.
27. Self-proclaimed witches tells everybody that they are witches,
real ones thinks that doesn't concern anybody and still people around them think that they are witches.
28. Self-proclaimed witches know lots of recipes for love love potions,
real ones - knows ever more recipes of tasty dishes.
29. Self-proclaimed teenage witches are heavy metal fans, "goths" or at least have "informal" tastes,
real ones just listen to music they like.
30. Self-proclaimed witches make courses, write article and take students strictly and never uncovers the most intriguing things,
real ones tells lots of interesting stuff while drinking tea of bear with friends.
31. Self-proclaimed witches think that the most important thing to have is the Gift,
real ones - that that are brains.

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